ANS -- Americans Would Feel Safer If a Huge Caravan of Angry White Men Left the Country :-)

This is The Borowitz Report.  It is supposed to be satire.  I find this one to be true.  

find it here:  https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/americans-would-feel-safer-if-a-huge-caravan-of-angry-white-men-left-the-country?fbclid=IwAR14vV_T9YYNZJId8eOBb4lgMYfHRodlyMKgQbpKfHrffGUkqNy_znvkyuQ 

--Kim

Satire from The Borowitz Report

Americans Would Feel Safer If a Huge Caravan of Angry White Men Left the Country

By Andy Borowitz

November 1, 2018

Photograph by Mark Peterson / Redux for The New Yorker

MINNESOTA (The Borowitz Report)—A vast majority of Americans would feel significantly safer if an enormous caravan consisting of angry white men left the country, a new poll indicates.

The poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota's Opinion Research Institute, suggests that the concept of an angry-white-male caravan could be the most wildly popular policy proposal in the run-up to Tuesday's midterm elections.

In an indication of just how much support the proposal has, many Americans said that they would personally contribute gas money to help get the caravan on its way.

Despite the popularity of the caravan, however, there was disagreement over what the optimal number of angry white men to depart with it would be, with some suggesting a figure of twenty thousand and others preferring a number as high as forty million.

Additionally, the implementation of such a caravan could face major obstacles; the survey indicates that both Mexican and Canadian voters overwhelmingly oppose any influx whatsoever of angry white American males.

• Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of "The 50 Funniest American Writers," and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes theBorowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.